Replying to @turgon
Excellent - LMK if I can help. 🙏🎉
RT @turgon: Got Hello World in #AWS Lambda & API Gateway w/ @mweagle’s http://gosparta.io. Easy, A+ docs, TLS. Spent 1¢. Infra as code…
Sun, fall colors, and snow. Trout weren’t biting. Winter is here.
/cc @brianleroux https://twitter.com/southpolesteve/status/914891452869640192
Replying to @tmaiaroto, @mthenw and @awscloud
Have fun - would love to go, but #startuplife :)
RE conference SWAG: is there a way to give out branded codes redeemable for charitable causes?
Replying to @justinedelson
Excellent - thank you very much. Have you tried any of them? How did it work out?
Replying to @dberkholz
Most excellent title
Replying to @patrickdebois and @mipsytipsy
Sweet! Once in a blue unicorn? 😀🦄🌈
Remember to vote.
Incidentally, a Twitter poll 👇 https://twitter.com/mweagle/status/913958451474075654
There is apparently never a good time to discuss topics that people don’t want to discuss.
Replying to @crandycodes
Make sense - have to start making progress to stop any changes. And we can’t look backwards, that would only slow us down stopping things.
Replying to @patrickdebois
IIRC, there were some interesting debugging sessions with https://github.com/Nordstrom/serverless-artillery before they introduced a kill switch.
“[A]…container native serverless platform”
http://fnproject.io/
I’ve learned about it in the last 5 days.
Equifax desperately needs a crash course in the New View of Safety.
Replying to @mweagle
Ugh.
Replying to @mweagle
Full text: http://docs.house.gov/meetings/IF/IF17/20171003/106455/HHRG-115-IF17-Wstate-SmithR-20171003.pdf
Replying to @benkershner
I unfortunately agree with that - people are their product, not their customers. Market-based penalties are too small.
Replying to @davetownsend
Classic
Replying to @Kris__Nova, @lxpollitt, @monadic and @jbeda
There’s some in the city as well: http://www.wta.org/go-hiking/hikes/schmitz-preserve-park
Ross is an excellent speaker. Will be a good night. https://twitter.com/rosskukulinski/status/915243187853291520
Awesome #AWS #Lambda cheatsheet from @awsgeek #serverless https://twitter.com/awsgeek/status/915307466706915328
Replying to @Jowanza and @awsgeek
Same here.
The Go compiler will likely slow down your first sprint.
It will radically improve your marathon performance.
Replying to @ra6bit
That is not appealing.
BismoBox
Replying to @SeaRobot
Sorry to hear - glad you’re safe.
A Cloud Guru Partners with WWCode to Advance More Women into Cloud Computing - Women Who Code http://nzzl.us/ujLOYv7 via @nuzzel
305 Million Solutions to The Black-Scholes Equation in 16 Minutes with AWS Lambda http://nzzl.us/3weGLAl via @nuzzel thanks @chrismunns
Are there Fn Flow docs?
Meet the New Application Development Stack - Managed Kubernetes, Serverless, Registry, http://nzzl.us/aUnu6tQ
https://thenewstack.io/kubicorn-at-36000-feet-an-interface-driven-way-to-manage-kubernetes-infrastruture/
RT @kstewart: On Improving Diversity in Hiring https://cate.blog/2017/09/28/on-improving-diversity-in-hiring/ via @instapaper
Replying to @BenNadel, @calehoopes and @simonsinek
Great it worked, sorry to read about the experience. That’s an atrocious environment to work in.
RT @neha: I never want to hear you say you can’t find female speakers for your tech conference again. 7 keynotes by women at #velocityconf!
Replying to @llogiq and @valarauca1
It’s potentially a new “hurdle” in principle for teams moving from Ruby/NodeJS. Huge long term benefits during downstream refactorings.
Replying to @kstewart
Replying to @kstewart
Coincidence? I think not.
https://twitter.com/swear_trek/status/915596175855767552
Replying to @llogiq and @valarauca1
Heard some good things about Rust. I can vouch that evolving a large NodeJS codebase is “challenging” 😉
Yes. https://twitter.com/patio11/status/915492095086911488
Replying to @dshaw and @KimCrayton1
Comfort is overrated. More I&D please /cc @catehstn 😀
https://cate.blog/2017/09/28/on-improving-diversity-in-hiring/
Replying to @brianleroux and @chrismunns
I can come up with a feasible one. Watch has a mic, right? Expense it & ask for forgiveness 😀
https://developer.amazon.com/docs/custom-skills/host-a-custom-skill-as-an-aws-lambda-function.html
Related #serverless take: “What if all your lambda functions started at once”? (up to quota) https://twitter.com/bridgetkromhout/status/915650034028425216
KOMO - Knowledge of Missing Out
Yep. https://twitter.com/jessfraz/status/915672068884135937
Replying to @catlgrep
We’ll eat at the lunch table together :)
Replying to @t4gswfl and @ColleenMBrady
Hi @t4gswfl - text to give (or something similar). Rather than branded t-shirts or USB cables.
/cc @tjholowaychuk https://twitter.com/bketelsen/status/915688461406998529
Current status: Yakville
Go big or go home 😀
Replying to @skpodila and @landongn
Also, definitely not appropriate on airplane.
“Managing Serverless Development (or “how not to prepare a conference talk”)” by @PaulDJohnston https://medium.com/@PaulDJohnston/managing-serverless-development-or-how-not-to-prepare-a-conference-talk-ee644dcc30c3?source=twitterShare-ff97dcc125ad-1507216927
Replying to @dpp
Good point. I will schedule a meeting to discuss when we should schedule the planning session.
Replying to @landongn
UDDI is the future
Replying to @landongn
appreciated :)
RT @QCon: #Serverless has enabled #iRobot to build lean teams for cloud development & operations. More at #qconsf @ben11kehoe https://t.co/…
Replying to @techandautism
How many of them read Inc.?
Use @code everyday. Fearful that my 2+yr MBP isn’t up to the task anymore.
Replying to @PaulDJohnston and @thomasj
Not wrong, just a bit ahead of the curve :)
Current status: missed flight out of Yakville. Must stay another day.
Replying to @perrito666
Does Amazon sell silica?
I want to like your service, but you’re making it *really* hard to be a supporter.
Replying to @NateTheFinch and @webRat
Nice one - doing exactly that with env vars. Migrating now. Thx!
Replying to @NateTheFinch
func WakeMeUpBeforeYouNoGo
Go can’t be far behind 😀 https://twitter.com/danilop/status/916110344514342913
RT @pikelet: “... Works on *my* machine.”
@NBATV - SEA is not near POR. The local blackout doesn’t discourage ticket sales.
/cc @peterbourgon https://twitter.com/andygoldstein/status/915979167769989120
Replying to @robotterror
Agree. 🚫🎃
We Snuck into Seattle’s Super Secret White Nationalist Convention http://nzzl.us/H86rDqG via @nuzzel
Announcing the ‘Things to Know About Lambda’ Webinar http://nzzl.us/7kkp3Hp via @nuzzel
Yep - mismanage what you mismeasure. https://twitter.com/katemats/status/916324890369843200
Replying to @edyesed
Donuts & Cashews for the Triathlon 😀
RT @aphyr: In this #Jepsen analysis, we look at Hazelcast: an in-memory data grid with a habit of forgetting. https://jepsen.io/analyses/hazelcast-3-8-3
RT @bcrabb63: So excited to dive into #go! Thanks @kgibilterra for the resources and push to my next challenge! #ghc17 https://t.co/3SJSNvq…
DI and IOC are powerful techniques.
Power cuts both ways.
Replying to @jrhunt, @ben11kehoe and @ServerlessConf
FOMO intensifies ☹️
Replying to @DavidWells, @einkoenig, @ServerlessConf and @jovotech
Squirrl ?
Replying to @southpolesteve and @CunninLynguists
🙌 WWKYA FTW
There’s nothing Artificial about the algorithms behind AI.
Expressing something in code doesn’t make the result “objective”.
That’s a lot of capital. Fewer than 250 employees according to https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/docker#/entity 🤔 https://twitter.com/geekwire/status/916469620592148480
RT @brianleroux: 🤩🍺London next Wed check out the serverless meetup for an http://arc.codes demo by @IamStan https://www.meetup.com/Serverless-London/events/243271640/?_cookie-check=0A7hVV2UoTaqxlOi
Replying to @erikstmartin
Don’t get me started with the llama.
Replying to @erikstmartin
😀 - always wondered how that went over in AOL marketing meetings.
Yes. https://twitter.com/lexialex/status/916100192167854081
RT @LordAshcroft: Please retweet if you believe I’m right in despising people who have fun doing this...
“Building a Management Training Curriculum at Avvo” by @KevinGoldsmith https://medium.com/@kevingoldsmith/building-a-management-training-curriculum-at-avvo-5286b1d804f?source=twitterShare-ff97dcc125ad-1507352380
“Introducing Redpoint’s FaaS Landscape” by Astasia Myers https://medium.com/memory-leak/this-year-gartner-added-serverless-to-its-hype-cycle-of-emerging-technologies-reflecting-the-5dfe43d818f0?source=twitterShare-ff97dcc125ad-1507352485
IKEA effect? http://www.visualcapitalist.com/every-single-cognitive-bias/
We Don’t Do That Here http://thagomizer.com/blog/2017/09/29/we-don-t-do-that-here.html via @Instapaper
https://www.slideshare.net/lynnlangit/serverless-reality-80491087
New weekend co-worker.
Replying to @conikeec
He’s the idea man.
Smooth Saturday
https://open.spotify.com/track/0XgpiStoxq1IJncYlPrvZ5
No Fluff Just Stuff: NFJS Live: Security with Brian Sletten https://overcast.fm/+FyQ8xZfXw
Uncle Bob and Silver Bullets - Hillel Wayne http://nzzl.us/iyGsHi3 via @nuzzel thanks @stilkov
Fall color up in the mountains.
Seeing more signs of #serverless being framed in terms of usage-based pricing. Also https://medium.com/@PaulDJohnston/a-simple-definition-of-serverless-8492adfb175a /cc @PaulDJohnston
Replying to @conikeec
Mr. Sunshine will bring the rain soon enough.
In sourceforge, no one can hear your crying. 😀
RT @ben11kehoe: Excited that @iRobot is sponsoring #Serverlessconf this time! Stop by our booth to learn how we support robots with a serve…
@ben11kehoe && the entire @iRobot team are great ambassadors for #serverless . Also, they have robots. Go chat them up. https://twitter.com/ben11kehoe/status/917446534119219201
Replying to @techandautism
😀 - yeah, sorry about that on a Monday…
Replying to @benkershner and @QuinnyPig
“Alexa, add DevOps to my shopping list.”
Moody Monday soundtrack
https://open.spotify.com/album/7FN3hujsx8t9iRJLTGHlyb
Oh, I think I know the answer to that one.
No.
TL;WR; https://twitter.com/seclectech/status/917550785793286144
RT @ServerlessConf: It is all ready for tomorrow!! We are all excited to see you at 8 am #serverlessconf
Process: Trust The Checks.
Hope he stays healthy.
https://twitter.com/i/moments/917506086634221570
Fantastic and limit-pushing #serverless use case on AWS Lambda.
https://youtu.be/806a3x2s0CY
Replying to @mweagle
Related: http://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~gmporter/papers/nsdi17-excamera.pdfhttp://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~gmporter/papers/nsdi17-excamera.pdf
Replying to @valarauca1
Word
Feeling intense @ServerlessConf FOMO already.
Uploaded new Sparta overview deck to commemorate. #go #serverless
http://gosparta.io/presentations/overview.html#/
Replying to @edyesed
It’s still there.
Replying to @IamStan and @EwanToo
Anyone know where I can get huge datasets? 😉
Replying to @sheriffjackson and @danilop
+1 - definitely super cool
Replying to @EwanToo and @IamStan
Good point - found https://aws.amazon.com/public-datasets/. Haven’t looked very closely though. Lambda free tier suddenly looking too low…
Replying to @QuinnyPig, @IamStan and @EwanToo
😂😂😂
RT @pocintech: Episode 79 is out!
Featuring Kevin Stewart [@kstewart] VP of Engineering at @heptio
https://buff.ly/2g9C8fB https://t.co…
Huzzah ! 🎉🙌🍾 https://twitter.com/pauldjohnston/status/917854764574167040
Replying to @brianleroux
Absolutely - looking forward to knocking off one of these bullet points :)
http://gosparta.io/presentations/overview.html#/42
Replying to @PaulDJohnston and @ben11kehoe
Good background read from @Microsoft on one journey to CQRS.
https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/jj554200.aspx
Replying to @PaulDJohnston and @chrismunns
Hoping it’s possible to hook those up to http://docs.aws.amazon.com/AWSCloudFormation/latest/APIReference/API_RollbackConfiguration.html
Replying to @chrismunns and @PaulDJohnston
Well played 😉👏
It excellent! https://twitter.com/kstewart/status/917842222459928576
Replying to @PaulDJohnston, @ben11kehoe and @Microsoft
Also timely: Software Engineering Radio - 218: Udi Dahan on CQRS https://overcast.fm/+BYFX5boAhttps://overcast.fm/+BYFX5boA
🎤⬇️
Our biggest fans this week: @javascriptd, @dshaw, @kushaldas. Thank you! via https://sumall.com/thankyou?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=publishing&utm_campaign=thank_you_tweet&utm_content=text_and_media&utm_term=d214862b65f798657e57b16d
What’s that now? 😉
We are. 🎉🔒☁️
Help protect your software with security tools that work with you.
https://blog.shiftleft.io/the-story-behind-shiftleft-be1d6051f47a https://twitter.com/conikeec/status/918142640473784320
/cc @PaulDJohnston , @ben11kehoe , @brianleroux https://twitter.com/randyshoup/status/918082933243764738
RT @ben11kehoe: My next #serverless talk may be about how it’s really about enabling less clever development. “Work dumber, not harder”? #S…
Replying to @PaulDJohnston
Be the adhesives, not the materials?
RT @richburroughs: @jpaulreed Lessons Amazon learned from S3 outage @jpaulreed #puppetconf
RT @ben11kehoe: Thanks everyone for an amazing #serverlessconf! They keep getting better!
My week on Twitter 🎉: 63 Mentions, 12.9K Mention Reach, 141 Favorited, 31 Replies, 18 Retweets. See yours with https://sumall.com/performancetweet?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=publishing&utm_campaign=performance_tweet&utm_content=text_and_media&utm_term=d214862b65f798657e57b16d
Replying to @jasongrimes, @Twitter and @rosemcgowan
Seriously. WTF.
Twitter: What’s happening?
Me: You’re not.
Good progress adding AWS Step function support to http://gosparta.io vNext #serverless #go
/cc @crewjam https://twitter.com/gotimefm/status/918854877568290816
RT @SovereignSyre: I’m not protesting the silencing of women by participating in a boycott where I silence myself. If men want RT women ins…
RT @highscal: Stuff The Internet Says On Scalability For October 13th, 2017 https://goo.gl/fb/2XmCxq
Richer domain modeling in @AWSCloudFormer for services (e.g., CW Dashboards, Step Functions). `String` type is too limiting. #awswishlist
RT @tiffani: @amelielamont @TheeSkipper :: when I sit behind seat recliners ::
Winning
Replying to @mweagle
Final score
My work here is done.
Replying to @valarauca1
😂😂😂
Thumbnailing is the (overused) example for lambda.
Is there an equivalent for Step functions? /cc @ben11kehoe , @jrhunt , @PaulDJohnston
Replying to @_Dad_Ops, @ben11kehoe, @jrhunt and @PaulDJohnston
p’shaw - we’re all experts 😉
Thanks very much, will check that out.
How you should and should not use the API Gateway proxy integration - Medium http://nzzl.us/OBuWNOh via @nuzzel thanks @ben11kehoe
Replying to @ben11kehoe, @PaulDJohnston and @jrhunt
That’s also hosted by @timbray - double win.
🤔
https://developer.okta.com/blog/2017/10/11/why-are-webhooks-better-than-serverless-extensibility
Replying to @rosskukulinski
Yep.
Replying to @timbray, @ben11kehoe, @jrhunt and @PaulDJohnston
tyvm for the suggestion - currently gambling with step functions (roll>3) 😀 .
RT @erinspice: Thread. A creepy stranger hit on me at a conf, and I have been thinking about how lucky I was. How f’ed is that? The things…
/cc @conikeec https://twitter.com/kartar/status/919290122855530496
Current status
Road here likely only open for 1 more day until it’s closed until Spring 2018. Microspikes were a great gear addition.
Replying to @darkuncle, @awsgeek, @lastweekinaws and @OmniGraffle
Instapapered 😀
https://twitter.com/awsgeek/status/915330289567535104
WPA2: Broken with KRACK. What now? - Alex Hudson http://nzzl.us/TphTg1T via @nuzzel thanks @EwanToo
See these everywhere on downed trees. https://twitter.com/wta_hikers/status/919943564045570048
Starting to think that #serverless might be a boon to the Actor model.
RT @rakyll: A good API is not just easy to use but also hard to misuse.
Replying to @edyesed
TFW that typo is in a “String” field that’s processed by another service’s streaming JSON parser…
Replying to @edyesed
Tremendous. 😂😂😂
Replying to @jeffsussna
Just like a tree, there were a lot of roots involved.
@ewindisch, @nodebotanist and @adjohn of @IOpipes are excellent #Lambda guides. Join lambda forces with them! https://twitter.com/awscloud/status/918276375479488512
Do Not Want. https://twitter.com/scottskomo/status/919984862395736064
Institutional lock-in (e.g., not getting ahead of “Rick” syndrome) is much more long-term limiting & harmful than any tech “lock-in”.
Replying to @mweagle
Boyd all the things.
Replying to @perrito666
I can already feel myself getting prettier.
Replying to @bketelsen
Stay strong!
Also, UPS has excellent shipping insurance.
Much prefer the Soul Train https://twitter.com/scottskomo/status/920075645991792640
TIL: being stung by a yellow jacket hurts more than you’d think it would.
Enhancing Security For Your CI/CD Pipeline - ShiftLeft Blog http://nzzl.us/mOoH921 via @nuzzel thanks @ShiftLeftInc
Replying to @PaulDJohnston
Do it!
Replying to @IamStan
Organizational incentives - developers don’t always have autonomy to “refactor” if there is no measurable impact.
Replying to @IamStan
Helpful to have architects who design with obsolescence in mind.
https://www.infoq.com/news/2016/03/evolutionary-architectureshttps://www.infoq.com/news/2016/03/evolutionary-architectures
Replying to @MarkvanOppen
As he should be. 💯
Randall is rumored to be a constellation of loosely coupled Lambda functions.
This tweet does not disprove that. 😉 https://twitter.com/jrhunt/status/920302384768831488
Replying to @dpp, @lcooney and @sparklabsco
Congratulations!🎉
Replying to @sarahjeong
I would help fund the grant.
Well done!
Replying to @brianleroux and @IamStan
Yep - mixed with mindset of software as artifact rather than software as process.
Paging @bketelsen
https://arstechnica.com/gadgets/2017/10/surface-book-2-more-cores-more-gpu-and-more-screen-size/
Replying to @caseymanus and @IamStan
That too 😀
Replying to @IamStan and @brianleroux
Absolutely - Fish don’t know they’re in water :)
RT @bryanl: @alicegoldfuss 7/10 - Needs more WuTang.
Replying to @f00by and @jessejlt
Oh, but we do.
RCA: Remarkably Convenient Attribution
It’s possible
/cc @ewindisch , @ben11kehoe , @flomotlik https://twitter.com/krishnan/status/920346574797934592
Replying to @jessejlt
https://twitter.com/archiloque/status/918859890340311040
Need to go here again soon - seeing so many “old Seattle” places going by the wayside
https://www.bizzarroitaliancafe.com/
Nothing tech mentioned in this excerpt.
And yet, wouldn’t this be a great tech environment to work in?
Replying to @evanderkoogh
Absolutely, he’s inspirational. How about we each do our part to help build that signup list together? 💪🌍
Replying to @evanderkoogh
Congratulations and wishing you the best. Been watching for a while.
Replying to @evanderkoogh
Nice - working on it 😉
/cc @ben11kehoe @dberkholz https://twitter.com/aphyr/status/920308545299648512
Replying to @davejohnson, @brianleroux and @GarthDB
+1
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @dberkholz
Agree - thinking more of the problem domain than direct application to ephemeral.
😢
https://twitter.com/i/moments/920444051601506304
RT @ryancox: Thanks for coming out and supporting the local Go community @jbeda .. video will be up soon #Golang #Kubernetes https://t.co/r…
Replying to @jbeda
Python->XML->C# invoked XSLT pipeline w/custom funcs->Raw SQL. #thousandHammers.
Replying to @jbeda
Also, today’s code.
Replying to @edyesed
Word
http://redmonk.com/jgovernor/2017/10/18/docker-gets-pragmatic-embraces-kubernetes/
RT @kelseyhightower: Whoever did this is extra dope!
Our biggest fans this week: @brianleroux, @rouzbeh84, @standaloneSA. Thank you! via https://sumall.com/thankyou?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=publishing&utm_campaign=thank_you_tweet&utm_content=text_and_media&utm_term=d214862b65f798657e57b16d
Yep - OODA, not teleology. Dispelling the illusion of causality is a daily practice.
https://twitter.com/adriancolyer/status/920678403438768129
Replying to @kelseyhightower
IKO: Initial Kindness Offerings?
RT @dpp: This is an amazing papers related to software development: https://blog.acolyer.org/2017/10/18/on-understanding-software-agility-a-social-complexity-point-of-view/ A must read for all tech managers & architects
Replying to @skpodila and @cloudfoundry
Well deserved - congratulations! 🎉🍾
RT @ben11kehoe: Check it out, my interview with @theCUBE at #serverlessconf is up! https://youtu.be/HLPNEWrBRyM via @YouTube
Replying to @danilop
Further evidence that @danilop is quicker on the AWS news draw than either AWS Blog or @AWSCloudFormer release notes page :)
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Bucket doesn’t exist: developer problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket inaccessible: quality problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket overly accessible: security problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket region-pinning is SPOF: resiliency problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket usage slow: performance problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket observability poor: DevOps problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket cost unknown: finance problem
Replying to @mweagle
Bucket DR plan: unspoken problem
Replying to @mweagle
Customer long gone: existence problem
RT @rchatley: Thanks @adriancolyer for featuring our #serverless @FSEconf paper on The Morning Paper. @gojkoadzic @davidcshepherd https://…
Replying to @kstewart
Slacker 😀🐶
Twitter replies are broken.
Replying to @kstewart
How about those Mets?
Replying to @mindstorms6
Gives a whole new meaning to IoT
Replying to @perrito666
True - there’s clearly too much context in Twitter. I’m doing my part to eliminate whatever’s left.
Replying to @skpodila
Thanks - you rock!
TIL: All doctors that conflate correlation with causation are likely to suffer long term morbidity
RT @sriramhere: Congratulations! @cloudfoundry - you made a great hire! Wishing the best! /cc @skpodila https://twitter.com/bmkatz/status/920703353054793732
RT @tmclaughbos: Serverless isn’t NoOps. Its’s DiffOps. -@ben11kehoe
Replying to @mweagle
Health care is the worst form of decision making under uncertainty. Plus, typically unequal power relationship. #HealthOps
Bitten by a Kafka Bug - Postmortem - Honeycomb http://nzzl.us/5EfiqEf via @nuzzel thanks @jabley
Why You Should Use API Gateway Proxy Integration With Lambda - Stackery.io http://nzzl.us/PDNwbYY
The (Futile) Resistance to Serverless - Nick Rockwell - Medium http://nzzl.us/jBtsh0P via @nuzzel thanks @jprbnsn
Replying to @IamStan, @ben11kehoe, @kelseyhightower and @tjholowaychuk
That would be most super dope.
https://mobile.twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/801102768232480769?lang=en
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @southpolesteve
Looking forward to a Fun Friday!
The implementation is not the architecture which itself is not the objective.
RT @PaulDJohnston: I just published “Serverless is about Automation, not Functions” https://medium.com/p/serverless-is-about-automation-not-functions-3f816c90ce61
Replying to @chrismunns
Sounds like great, if aggravating timing. Looking forward to some salty slides 😉
Replying to @tjholowaychuk, @ben11kehoe, @IamStan and @kelseyhightower
Same - hoping for the best!
Worth noting that #serverless and Go are both strongly opinionated (in different ways).
Replying to @perrito666
True - thinking more of how to keep statistics in mind when deciding when more diagnostic procedures are worth the risk.
Replying to @geoff_baskwill, @ben11kehoe and @marknca
In the spirit of kindness, I would like to annul this spontaneous competition.
Dope alert. https://twitter.com/kelseyhightower/status/921403279778525184
RT @kelseyhightower: @sheriffjackson What makes Serverless attractive is the ability to ignore that layer of the stack; especially in the C…
#serverless and k8s are both opinionated, but they target different audiences & layers. There is plenty of room for both to grow.
Replying to @as_w
We should bring this thread to a Clojure.
Replying to @as_w
They’re just going to get more BASIC.
Replying to @as_w
Well played - checkmate 😂😉
RT @crandycodes: @kelseyhightower @jeffsand @AzureFunctions We’re making it happen. Just moved our stack over to Protobuf/gRPC to make addi…
Flashforward Friday
https://open.spotify.com/album/0kTe1sQd9yhDsdG2Zth7X6
/cc @ben11kehoe https://twitter.com/jboner/status/921431995900747776
RT @postwait: @markimbriaco @kstewart I think it is. People aren’t in the right frame of mind yet. Change is a’comin’
RT @kstewart: Really? 🤔 https://twitter.com/brianleroux/status/921104783812919296
The most performant solution is the one that eliminates the need
Replying to @kstewart
Very.
Replying to @JoeEmison and @kstewart
Yep - the next version opens up (many of) those improvements to users who didn’t invest in the prior version.
Replying to @JoeEmison and @kstewart
Yep - not everything is a zero sum game.
https://twitter.com/mweagle/status/921407097153007616
S3 event triggers for AWS Step Functions #awswishlist
@AWSCloudFormer support for Elastic Transcoder pipelines. #awswishlist
AWS State Machines as Task providers. #awswishlist
I’m thinking a 💯 #serverless video ingest, scene detection, metadata pipeline is possible. Seems doable. #helpWanted #famousLastWords
Replying to @JoeEmison
Not sure - only toyed around with it.
Replying to @ajaynairthinks
Lol 😂
Replying to @JoeEmison
Thx - that’s similar to what I’m thinking.
The New Kingmakers Then and Now http://redmonk.com/sogrady/2017/10/20/new-kingmakers-then-now/ via @Instapaper
Replying to @JoeEmison
Another one: https://read.acloud.guru/easy-video-transcoding-in-aws-7a0abaaab7b8
May have to come up with something else 🤔
AWS Step function `Condition` states that can be notified by other event publishers. #awswishlist
Replying to @PaulDJohnston
Would like to avoid that by going more “servicefull”. What part were you thinking?
Replying to @JoeEmison
Very much - lots to explore in that area.
Replying to @DanielKrook, @PaulDJohnston and @openwhisk
I hadn’t - thanks! Is that per-frame, regular interval, or scene-detection cuts?
Replying to @l2fprod, @DanielKrook, @PaulDJohnston and @openwhisk
Thanks, that’s a great demo for @openwhisk
Now that’s what I call a Chaos Monkey test /cc @QuinnyPig
https://github.com/rebuy-de/aws-nuke
RT @viktorklang: Mechanical Sympathy is important for Performance.
Distributed Empathy is important for Scalability.
/cc @Kris__Nova @rosskukulinski https://twitter.com/brianleroux/status/922582040305741824
Replying to @davetownsend
I think you’ll like it 😀
Replying to @joemccann
She is great.
I do not understand this conversation.
The On-Premise IT Roundtable Podcast: Security is a Dumpster Fire – https://overcast.fm/+DHGJC9q3M
/cc @brianleroux https://twitter.com/gabrtv/status/922849622892068864
Ops/System view: complex systems are epistemologically challenging Frequent solution to X: we just need a person to care/know more about X 🤔
Replying to @mweagle
Claiming that the solution to an emergent problem lies in the actions/motives of a single person perpetuates the Myth of the Lone Programmer
Replying to @jpaulreed
Same - similar reductionist and largely self-destructive tendency. Implies perfect knowledge, then deficiency, imposter syndrome, etc…
RT @jpaulreed: And in that regard, it’s self-propagating. https://twitter.com/mweagle/status/922857757522329606
Replying to @edyesed
They won’t take my problem until they pry it from my cold, powerless keyboard…
Replying to @jpaulreed
Thankfully so. Agree with your take, occasionally frustrated that there are two worlds we still need to talk about. 😞
Complex systems are always in some far-from-ideal-equilibrium state. Build safety, don’t defend against failure.
http://web.mit.edu/2.75/resources/random/How%20Complex%20Systems%20Fail.pdf
Replying to @littleidea and @kennybastani
funless service
Replying to @jpaulreed
Cool - will you share slides/recording? Would like to learn more.
RT @alicegoldfuss: thread https://twitter.com/myrrlyn/status/922615769703227392
Replying to @jpaulreed
tyvm & look forward to it.
RT @conikeec: Shiftleft — Notes on a journey https://blog.shiftleft.io/shiftleft-notes-on-a-journey-b0de00aea408
RT @kelseyhightower: Slow down and try listening for a few moments; your job is not convincing the world around you that you’re right and t…
Events are the new REST
This is cool
https://open.microsoft.com/2017/10/23/announcing-brigade-event-driven-scripting-kubernetes/
Replying to @toddhoffious
Well, there is that. The wheel, it keeps turning…
Replying to @robotterror
Island Time FTW
RT @GoldRatinSport: In loving memory Robert Guillaume November 30, 1927 - October 24, 2017
TFW it’s not clear how to visualize your meticulous @PrometheusIO histograms in @grafana
Dear Lazyweb: I have N instances publishing exponential bucketed histograms. Grafana doesn’t seem to want to visualize this. Help 😀
Indirection and insulation are not abstraction
Replying to @kstewart and @Twitter
Did you get the Tweet?
Very handy #go tools
https://github.com/dominikh/go-tools
The Culture Cliché – Signal v. Noise https://m.signalvnoise.com/the-culture-clich%C3%A9-e226cf5a6354 via @Instapaper
#go pro tip: if `panic` looks like the only way to solve the problem, find a different question.
Our biggest fans this week: @esh, @danilop, @as_w. Thank you! via https://sumall.com/thankyou?utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=publishing&utm_campaign=thank_you_tweet&utm_content=text_and_media&utm_term=d214862b65f798657e57b16d
RT @tsantero: the effects of burnout linger for months
Replying to @sarah_edo
Related - this is a great Taxonomy of Yak Shaving by @jessitron
https://the-composition.com/a-taxonomy-of-yak-shaving-102da591308b
Replying to @QuinnyPig and @Accenture
NaN
2017: the year when an entire store aisle, both sides, offers an overwhelming number of lightbulb options
`np` vs `no`: Off by one #thestruggleisreal
RT @jbeda: Brigade looks super interesting. Will need to play with it. By @technosophos. https://open.microsoft.com/2017/10/23/announcing-brigade-event-driven-scripting-kubernetes/
RT @tuxology: So, what are we actually doing? Get a high-level view in our upcoming webinar! https://twitter.com/ShiftLeftInc/status/922547750226485248
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @kelseyhightower
Yes - the idea of running a function on ubuntu:latest is “interesting”.
Replying to @chrismunns and @ben11kehoe
Thx - I’m trying 😊. I can envision use cases on both sides, but prefer the default to be vendor-runtime supplied.
Replying to @southpolesteve, @chrismunns and @ben11kehoe
I would pay $$$ for N shirts and try to wear them at the same time.
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @chrismunns
True, but the decomposition seems like a bigger issue than whether user containers are available.
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/cc @sallamar https://twitter.com/gabrtv/status/923355872624914432
Replying to @sallamar
Same - pleasure talking with you and look forward to doing it again soon.
Been a *long* time since I last listened to this.
https://open.spotify.com/album/468ZwCchVtzEbt9BHmXopb
Replying to @marknca
+💯^2 - fostering Learned Helplessness is an anti-pattern
Replying to @tmclaughbos
Thx & great suggestions. Adding those next to today’s playlist 😀
AWS Lambda GPU access #awswishlist
https://www.geekwire.com/2017/amazon-web-services-launches-powerful-new-cloud-instances-ai-research-backed-nvidias-gpus/
Replying to @rosskukulinski
I first thought you might have been on set as part of your second career. 🎬
Congratulations 👶🙏🎉
RT @ryanstewart: Highlight was @edyesed and one of the devs on the serverless team at @Nordstrom go *deep* into some of the issues they had…
RT @ryanstewart: Had a great time at dinner yesterday with a bunch of serverless folks. Thanks to @IOpipes for hosting us! @algorithmia is…
Replying to @brianleroux
Seems legit.
https://twitter.com/mjasay/status/923656510621675520
RT @sea_serverless: @PyroclastIO listing the challenges of stateful FaaS. https://t.co/oloxUwnoC1
Interesting. http://www.commonwl.org/
RT @highscal: Stuff The Internet Says On Scalability For October 27th, 2017 https://goo.gl/fb/8jFvk8
CLI tools should include a `—version` flag that outputs: * version (helpful, possibly incorrect) * sha (correct, possibly helpful)
Replying to @crandycodes
Go tooling ecosystem. Used to see it a lot with `npm install -g` tools. Tooling needs observability too. 😀
Replying to @hellomichibye
Exactly - opens up support for more complex & efficient pipelines. #upvote
Replying to @ben11kehoe
lol
(makes mental note…)
RT @listonb: And you can be sure as shit if I’m standing at that booth I will call you out for your insanity and ridiculousness. Stop perpe…
Replying to @valarauca1 and @VladAIonescu
They’re good Mutexes, Brent.
Replying to @crandycodes
Have you tried https://paw.cloud/ ?
OH: Fan
Docker is running again
RT @francesc: Thanks and goodbye, @Google PS: no, I’m not joining Microsoft https://medium.com/@francesc/thanks-and-goodbye-google-friends-3caf770a66dc
RT @InfoQ: .@jessitron on “Shaving the Golden Yak” at @JoyOfCoding 2017 http://bit.ly/2yOnOjZ
RT @landongn: hey my #gamedev or #seattle mutuals, I know a guy (@themaxuz ) who’s a flipping great producer. He’s looking for work. Are…
Replying to @landongn
You bet 👊
Current status
Replying to @davetownsend
That’s much more fun :)
Composing functions into applications https://medium.com/openwhisk/composing-functions-into-applications-70d3200d0fac via @Instapaper
Building good SLOs - CRE life lessons https://cloudplatform.googleblog.com/2017/10/building-good-SLOs-CRE-life-lessons.html via @Instapaper
Replying to @conikeec and @mndoci
Props 😢🤘
It’s a short flight. And sunny today.
Beautiful light this time of year. ⛰
RT @networkingnerd: I think @CTOAdvisor and @cincystorage nail it in this interview with @kelseyhightower. Time to move past DevOps. https:…
RT @ben11kehoe: Thinking about @importantshock’s old article “git is MacGyver, hg is James Bond” (still true!) as a good analogy for #k8s a…
Standardization is more important than the standard
RT @kstewart: For everyone who has asked me if “driving while black” was really a thing, I present this thread with no further comment. htt…
Replying to @jeffsussna
DerridaOps
Replying to @flomotlik
True - some standards are competitive barriers vs network-effect enabling. Thinking about standards & reducing communication costs in org.
Replying to @s0enke and @flomotlik
Wow - I’m sure that will find an audience somewhere. I would prefer not to be a member of that audience. 😉
Getting 🍿 ready..
Replying to @CTOAdvisor
Indeed…
https://twitter.com/ben11kehoe/status/923495087925063680
Philosophy and the Mirror of Systems
Replying to @cyetain
Satisficing FTW
Dear @OpenMirage , heads up the cert at https://mirage.io/ expired.
Replying to @geoff_baskwill, @ben11kehoe and @Medium
4 👏s
RT @marknca: Why would anyone choose Docker over fat binaries?, https://buff.ly/2z14vBL < great essay
/cc @geoff_baskwill @ben11kehoe @kel…
Replying to @geoff_baskwill, @marknca, @ben11kehoe and @kelseyhightower
Fair to say default should be fat binary, with container a fallback position?
Replying to @marknca, @geoff_baskwill, @ben11kehoe and @kelseyhightower
Fair - thinking more for greenfield than migrations. Also, specialized deps not always fat-bin friendly. /cc @jrhunt
Replying to @geoff_baskwill, @marknca, @kelseyhightower and @ben11kehoe
Been there, got the t-shirt, do not want to visit again. 😀
RT @marknca: @mweagle @geoff_baskwill @kelseyhightower @ben11kehoe as a grey beard, what scares me is how often we’re tackling the same dep…
Word.
Dear beginning programmers: just program. Then you won’t be a beginner. https://twitter.com/taotetek/status/924834493818658816
Replying to @IamStan and @valarauca1
Double ugh - didn’t know, sorry to hear. 🙏
🆓 http://simpleleadership.io/managing-managers-with-cate-huston/ https://twitter.com/kstewart/status/925168448950247424
RT @pollmeier: Insightful read: once we get rid of our 1990s tech, we don’t need docker any more. http://www.smashcompany.com/technology/why-would-anyone-choose-docker-over-fat-binaries
RT @conikeec: A holiday gift to any startups abusing the term “AI”
“The Role of Security” by @marknca https://medium.com/@marknca/the-role-of-security-4abbc1b72939?source=twitterShare-ff97dcc125ad-1509417573
Metaphors We Compute By - ACM Queue http://queue.acm.org/detail.cfm?id=3127495 via @Instapaper
RT @tuxology: In a couple of days, I would be talking about systems visualizations, tools and techniques for advanced systems analysis (tra…
https://medium.com/fnproject/serverless-sagas-with-fn-flow-d8199b608b12
10 Lessons from 10 Years of AWS by @adhorn #amazon #amazonwebservices https://www.slideshare.net/hornsby/10-lessons-from-10-years-of-aws
Amtrak Rolls Past Containers into a Serverless Infrastructure - The New Stack https://thenewstack.io/amtrak-rolls-past-containers-serverless/ via @Instapaper
Investigating alternative cloud backends for PyWren http://pywren.io/pywren_backends.html via @Instapaper
RT @rosskukulinski: Good morning! I’m ready to answer your #kubernetes questions
Replying to @ShortJared
Same - shoutout to @SkylinerHQ 😞
https://blog.skyliner.io/on-the-difficulty-of-conjuring-up-a-dryad-16e33e71b055
Replying to @ShortJared and @SkylinerHQ
It definitely was - great series of @Medium posts by @marcprecipice and the team as well.
https://blog.skyliner.io/skyliner-is-shutting-down-and-our-team-is-joining-mailchimp-80ef97848e43
Replying to @PaulDJohnston and @ben11kehoe
Was hooked at: `some changes to our etcd cluster to upgrade it to a new version`. Transparent account, AIs going forward. #devops
Scary enough?
How’s your Halloween going? 🎃
RT @amelielamont: I had a company email me earlier today saying that they decided to not move forward with me b/c they’re trying to keep th…
TFW writing the test is more complex than writing the feature.
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @PaulDJohnston
If it helps them drive down costs & reduce TTM more than rivals, then perhaps it’s an enabling competitive advantage?
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @PaulDJohnston
True - but I don’t know where they started from. Did k8s enable hundreds of μservices in the first place to unblock bus. discovery?
Yep - that’s how I always read them. I try to do the same.
Replying to @ben11kehoe and @PaulDJohnston
Twitter :(
https://twitter.com/mweagle/status/925440906706149376
Replying to @chrismunns
Stay safe 🙏
Replying to @chrismunns
Glad to hear. Seeing the news - very sad 😔
1. Measure 2. Improve 3. Repeat
Replying to @robotterror, @skpodila and @alex
Can I join the cool party?
RT @CodeWisdom: “Make it correct, make it clear, make it concise, make it fast. In that order.” – Wes Dyer
Replying to @perrito666
I think not.
Sending support to Team @SlackHQ 🙏👊
RT @Davy_Hua: With @SlackHQ down, this is my communication back-up plan. #smokesignals #slackdown
Replying to @tiffani and @amelielamont
I love this thread.
Also, pie 😀
Replying to @kstewart, @tiffani and @amelielamont
Well, @getoutmyheadman ’s cake yes.
So: - Cake: 1 - Pie: ∞ -1
RT @tiffani: @amelielamont Expert opinion here. PIE IS NOT TRASH.
Replying to @valarauca1
Also: Linux on the Desktop
RT @kstewart: And we are SOOO happy to have Amy join Team @heptio!!! https://twitter.com/theamycode/status/925514167745781762
Not a fan of inferring either people’s level of concern or knowledge based on current externally visible conditions.
Tech is easy. People are hard. https://medium.com/@JBunky/tech-is-easy-people-are-hard-3222a8c392eb#.fydeii4lh via @Instapaper
Ajay Nair - being a good citizen in an event-driven world https://serverless.com/blog/ajay-nair-good-citizen-event-driven-world-emit-2017/ via @Instapaper